Membership

Membership has its privileges

Welcome to Seattle Bliss. Your Membership supports all production of content here at Seattle Bliss, but also provides FREE MMJ consulting services for those who cannot afford them.  Because Seattle Bliss (TM) isn't a non-profit, Seattle Bliss (TM) Membership is billed as a subscription. Read our Privacy Policy.

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Free Membership is absolutely free!  Simply subscribe to the Seattle Bliss (TM) news feed and you will receive notices about new articles and offers (rarely; I'm busy) in your email.  Read every article, watch every video and learn all you want from what is published here.  No charge.

Business Membership starts at $50 per month and is limited to $550 per month.  Specifically tuned for each business type (producer, processor, laboratory, courier, retailer), Business Members with State-licensed, legal, Cannabis-related businesses may be visited by a Seattle Bliss (TM) Tour (promotional opportunity, growers limited to those who test their crops for terpene content no less than once per year). In-kind donation of data is unlimited. We'll accept as many lab-certified terpene assays as you can send.  Contact us to learn more.



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* Seattle Bliss (TM) Subscriber Services include peer-to-peer consultation via comments, social media, message board or other public activity; Private consultation is not available at this time; all emails requesting consultation MAY/COULD HAVE PORTIONS SHARED PUBLICLY (with identities concealed) in any Seattle Bliss (TM) publication.

** Seattle Bliss (TM) Tours are $149 per person.  Want a Seattle Bliss (TM) Tour today?  Call no less than 4 hours before/ahead of your tour.

*** Seattle Bliss (TM) Tours may visit any Business Member's cannabis-related business. Video and articles may be produced about the tour and other issues, thereby giving the Business Member a great deal of exposure, not only to the tour group, but also to readers and viewers.  Business Members' products, though fully visible, are not intended to be advertised, but shown in full disclosure as opinions of Seattle Bliss (TM) personnel and guests are their own.

Seattle Bliss (TM) laser engraved herb grinder
The Seattle Bliss (TM) laser engraved herb grinder

Extremely strong and durable herb grinders are laser engraved to never fade. The Seattle Bliss (TM) 4-piece grinder comes in Seattle Bliss (TM) blue, and is a large 62 mm (2.5 in) with a very nice kief collection chamber. ["I've been using my original since 2016 and it's still just as functional and efficient as the day I got it." -- Jeff Cole, 2019]

The Seattle Bliss (TM) Toker Poker

The Seattle Bliss (TM) Toker Poker is a toker's perfect tool.  Pack and snuff with the heel or the stainless tamper. Poke, stir or ream with the stainless poker.  You may never lose your lighter again! It comes in several colors for supporting members, including Limelight, Grey Matter, Pine Forest, and Lavender. Black, however, is reserved for those appearing on the program.